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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:00
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Neuroscience breakthroughs: Surprising truths about memory revealed in 7 recent studies - PsyPost
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
No go.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Top prospects for 2025 Draft arrive in Buffalo for Scouting Combine - NHL.com
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New Study Shows Disposable Vapes Are Worse Than Cigarettes - Rolling Stone
Everyone loved it.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
AI Is Coming for Your Job, Much Faster Than Anyone Thought - Decrypt
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Mya Lesnar, daughter to WWE legend Brock Lesnar, wins national title in shot put - ESPN
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids